It was a very sad day in America today as legendary coach of the New Orleans Saints, Mike Ditka, passed away due to complications resulting from the very rare and deadly Solanum Tuberosum virus.

Ditka was a longtime conservative and coach of the New Orleans Saints and had a few stints with less significant teams such as the Chicago Bears.

He is survived by his wife Brenda, his children, Bruce, Harry, Bigg, and Mary. He also leaves behind countless grandchildren. Joe Barron, the executor of Ditka’s estate, says they will not be getting any inheritance, as it will be going to the Trump campaign. The family is reportedly very excited to help Keep America Great.

President Trump gave a statement on Ditka’s passing:

“Mike was tremendous, okay. He was one of the best coaches of the game. There aren’t many good ones these days. I especially like him because spoke out against those loser kneeling people. We won’t mention their names. This isn’t about them. Many people tell me that Mike was my biggest supporter. I dont know about that, but I’ll give him some credit.

What he did down there with the Saints was nothing short of amazing. He traded there entire draft for that Ricky guy. The entire draft! That’s the art of the deal right there, folks.”

These are very strong words coming from a tremendous man who has the best words. That just goes to show you the kind of man Mike Ditka was. Donald Trump knows the best people, and since he knows Mike Ditka, you can be certain that he was one of the best people.

“We have a strange and wonderful relationship – he’s strange and I’m wonderful.” ~Mike Ditka

Rest in peace, Mike. May you have eternal rest.

The 35th Year Reunion of the Super Bowl Shufflin’ Crew just won’t be the same. Ditka and Halas in heaven.

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