Sources inside the Boebert campaign say there’s a good reason the congresswoman, whose reelection is still uncalled, has been so quiet. A rumor that Jayson Boebert went hunting and hasn’t come home yet was confirmed by three separate people familiar with the events. Colorado’s elk season runs the entire month of November.

The Boeberts are a tight, Christian family with no history of anything nefarious, so investigators aren’t concerned with any kind of foul play. “They’re godly folk,” said their pastor and several other people. Democrats tried to paint them as bad people with ads like these:

Husband of Republican congresswoman Lauren Boebert did jail time for flashing his penis in a bowling alley, and she was with him. Both were banned - boing - Boing Boing BBS

None of those accusations turned out to be true with the exception of the things they were actually arrested for, so it’s a bit of an exaggeration. And it has nothing to do with his disappearance so we’re not sure why they keep bringing it up.

Sheriff’s deputies and mountain rangers have been out since yesterday looking but they fear it’s possible either that won’t find him or that he managed to do something really dumb to another teenage girl and some dad dropped him in a ravine somewhere. Sadly, there’s no way to tell until someone finds a skull or something.

Thoughts and prayers to the family.

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