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Beth Palmer is an investigative reporter with 19 years experience who has been featured in numerous publications. She has won multiple awards for her dedication to uncovering the truth. Drop her a line at freedomandeaglesandstuff@gmail.com.
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Tim Allen’s Dying Words Reveal Trump Meant The World To Him

Beth Palmer

Thursday was a sad day for Americans. Beloved ‘Last Man Standing’ and ‘Home Improvement’ star Tim Allen has kept us entertained for decades. But unfortunately, we lost this great man to a very painful disease. Six years

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‘Mr. Feeney’ Got To Thank Trump Personally The Day Before He Died

Beth Palmer

William Daniels is a television icon. He won the hearts of Americans as he played Mr. Feeney on Boy Meets World. On the show, Corey Matthews could always count on Feeney to give the kids

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Arsenio Hall Dead At 84 – Wants Blacks To ‘Stand Behind Trump For Our Own Survival’

Beth Palmer

Legendary comedian and talk show host Arsenio Hall delighted many of us with his show, his music,  and his comedy acts. While the mainstream media kept him hidden because he supports Donald Trump and the

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Hulk Hogan’s Will Reading Reveals A Massive Gift To Trump – And Americans

Beth Palmer

Hulkamania is now running wild in Heaven. On Friday, the family of Terrance Gene Bollea — better known as all-American Hulk Hogan — announced that he had finally succumbed to a long battle with cancer

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RIP: Bob Newhart, Lifelong NRA Member And Close Friend Of Ronald Reagan

Beth Palmer

Today is a sad day. One of the greatest conservative figures on television has passed away. Bob Newhart was a lot of things. He was a family man. He was a lifelong NRA member who

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Satirical Death Disease and Dismemberment

Kid Rock Dies After Years-Long Struggle With Diabetes, But His Last Words Will Haunt You

Beth Palmer

Ardent Trump supporter Kid Rock has been a hero to many. He has become so popular in recent years that he almost ran for Senate. But unfortunately, he passed away on Wednesday. According to doctors,

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Satirical Death Disease and Dismemberment

BREAKING: Border Wall GoFundMe Founder Dead Under Suspicious Circumstances

Beth Palmer

It truly is a sad day for Americans. Bri Kolfag, the founder of the famous border wall GoFundMe, gave everything when he lost two arms and a leg in Iraq. During deployment, he ran into

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Satirical Death Disease and Dismemberment

BREAKING: Ruth Bader Ginsberg’s Death Leaves ANOTHER Supreme Court Opening

Beth Palmer

President Donald Trump will now get to fill another spot on the Supreme Court. Controversial Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg’s recent cancer-related hospital trip scared liberals, who oppose allowing President Trump to fill the

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Satirical Death Disease and Dismemberment

BREAKING: Bill O’Reilly Passes Away In Hospital Room

Beth Palmer

It truly is a sad day. Former Fox News host Bill O’Reilly was found “clinging to life” in the bedroom of his home by a pizza delivery man who became concerned when O’Reilly didn’t answer

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BREAKING: Ruth Bader Ginsberg’s Death Leaves ANOTHER Supreme Court Opening

President Donald Trump will now get to fill another spot on the Supreme Court. Controversial Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg’s recent cancer-related hospital trip scared liberals, who oppose allowing President Trump to fill the

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Freedom Warrior Kim Davis Found Dead On Her Front Porch

Police suspect foul play.

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Satirical Death Isn't a Hoax It's Junk News - Just ask Snopes

Tim Allen’s Dying Words Reveal Trump Meant The World To Him

Thursday was a sad day for Americans. Beloved ‘Last Man Standing’ and ‘Home Improvement’ star Tim Allen has kept us entertained for decades. But unfortunately, we lost this great man to a very painful disease. Six years

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sat·ire ~ˈsaˌtī(ə)r
noun
the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, OR ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
If you disagree with the definition of satire or have decided it is synonymous with “comedy,” you should really just move along.
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