Madelyn Bowie, Author at CONSERVATIVE TEARS

Lee Greenwood Fires Back at Sunny Hostin: “YOU’RE the Racist”

By Madelyn Bowie Satire...But Is It?No Comments

Country music superstar Lee Greenwood, who proudly sings "God Bless the USA" whenever he can, has entered the battle over racism in America. Specifically, he fired back at Sunny Hostin,[Click to Tate]

Biden Cancels 4th of July Fireworks Nationwide

By Madelyn Bowie That's un-American!No Comments

Fake "President" Joe Biden issued a proclamation today cancelling all 4th of July fireworks nationwide. Talk about hating America! How can he do that? All he had to do is[Click to Tate]

Whoopi Goldberg: “Woke People are Better than MAGA People”

By Madelyn Bowie Whoopi is Woke. That's Whack!No Comments

Whoopi Goldberg is the most hateful person in the history of the United States of America. She spews her nastiness all day on The View, as everyone who has never[Click to Tate]

Families of Submersible Passengers Sue Biden for $100 Billion

By Madelyn Bowie The Dead Billionaires' ClubNo Comments

The surviving family members of the five men who died on their voyage to see the Titanic have sued Joe Biden for $100 billion. They blame him for their loved[Click to Tate]

Whoopi Goldberg to Replace Pat Sajak, Fire Vanna White

By Madelyn Bowie BLM + Whoopi = Taters' Heads ExplodeNo Comments

Pat Sajak is retiring, and Whoopi Goldberg will replace the veteran game show host on Wheel of Fortune. That show should just go off the air instead of hiring Whoopi![Click to Tate]

Obama Hired by Soros Foundation

By Madelyn Bowie I said Soros. Everybody drink!, UncategorizedNo Comments

Barack Obama has been hired by the George Soros Foundation to teach its brand-new "Community Organizing 101" course to budding agitators throughout the United States. It might sound safe, but[Click to Tate]

Whoopi Goldberg Hired as Black Lives Matter Spokesperson

By Madelyn Bowie BLM + Whoopi = Taters' Heads ExplodeNo Comments

Now that she's been fired from The View for the eleventy-billionth time, Whoopi Goldberg has a new job: spokesperson for Black Lives Matter. She's uniquely suited for the position, considering[Click to Tate]

Alex Soros Says He Looks Forward to “Buying and Dismantling” Conservative Companies

By Madelyn Bowie I said Soros. Everybody drink!No Comments

George Soros, the socialist communist Marxist fake philanthropist, has retired, and his son Alex is taking over the evil family empire. With the old man out of the way, a[Click to Tate]

Pat Robertson is Dead, Leaves Entire Estate to Trump 2024 Campaign

By Madelyn Bowie Dead Televangelists RuleNo Comments

Much to the dismay of true religious believers worldwide, beloved American televangelist Pat Robertson has died at the age of 93. Making it all OK, though, is the 100% true[Click to Tate]

Trump’s Attorney Sidney “The Kraken” Powell Dead at Age 69

By Madelyn Bowie Death HoaxNo Comments

The intrepid attorney who fought against the Deep State and Hugo Chavez has died at age 69.