Patricia Heaton Found Dead

FOREVER BARONE (AND HECK)

Shocking news from tv land. Patricia Heaton, America’s favorite mom from “Everybody Loves Raymond” and “The Middle” has died. The details surrounding her death are few and far between, but her passing has been confirmed by multiple sources.

It’s a sad, sad day for sitcom fans, who loved this little firecracker of a woman.

Unbeknownst to many, Heaton’s first love was foot modeling. She had beautiful feet.

Family Spokesperson Sandy Batt says of Heaton’s death:

“As a terrible turn of events, it was her love of the foot arts that ultimately killed her. The family is mourning her love and her light. We ask for privacy during this painful time.”

From what we can gather, while on a shoot in Hellevoetsluis, Netherlands, Heaton was sitting on the edge of a cliff overlooking the sea. In an accident involving the photographer, the tv actress lost her life. Netherlands authorities are being tight lipped when it comes to details of the situation.

It’s uncertain if this lack of transparency is due to the Netherlands not wishing to take a hit on their tourism economy, or if there is something more nefarious at play.

Hopefully this story will further develop.

We will remember all of the laughs and love Debra Barone and Frankie Heck gave us.

In a lovely turn of events, It is said that Patricia Heaton was a red hat wearing patriot. And as such, you know what that means. Yep!

She was on the front lines of President Trump’s donor lists busy making American great again. In death, she will be donating over $7 million to Trump’s presidential campaign. And, like the mom that she played on television, she also put a little something away for Ivanka’s run as well.

Now that’s some class.

Rest in peace, Patricia Heaton. You will be missed.

 

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There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand. You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel. So long, Dott.

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