Amanda’s Refrigerator – 1995-2019 – It Always Kept Things Cold

It stood the test of time, even when time seemingly stood still. It stayed cold on the warmest of days.

Now, after nearly 37 years of regular use for more than 2 decades, Amanda’s fridge finally shit the bed.

A GoFundMe is being formed to help the guy writing this article through this difficult time. He didn’t know Amanda’s fridge personally, though they surely would have been the best of friends.

Calling hours are at the local landfill from 11-1 tomorrow, followed by a crushing ceremony at the hydraulic thing immediately thereafter.

Donations to Freon for a Cold America in the name of Amanda’s fridge will be greatly appreciated.


About Flagg Eagleton 62 Articles
Flagg Eagleton is the son of an American potato farmer and a patriot. After spending 4 years in the Navy and 7 on welfare picking himself up by the bootstraps, Flagg finally got his HVAC certificate and is hard at work keeping the mobile homes of Tallahassee at a comfy 83 degrees.